WINNIE THE POOH JOKES


Q. Why didn't  Winnie-the-Pooh order dessert?
A. He was already stuffed.

Q. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?
A. Pooh-hoo.

Q. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
A. The same middle name.

Q. What do Winnie-the-Pooh and his pots have in common?
A. Both have hunny in them.

Q. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
A. Hunny!

Q. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?
A. Only one if it's a Pooh Bear!

Q. What do you get when you cross a hunny pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?
A. An empty hunny pot!

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