Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a great big kiss?

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
      "I'm sweet on you!"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
   "I find you very attractive."

What did the girl light bulb say to the boy light bulb?
       I wuv you watts and watts!

What did one pickle say to the other? 
"You mean a great dill to me." 

 What did the boy centipede say to the girl centipede?
 You have a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs...

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
      Hogs & Kisses.

What did the valentine card say to the stamp? 
Stick with me and we'll go places!

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
      She didn't suit his taste!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? 
Sure, they're very scent-imental! 

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? 
"I love you a ton!" 

What did the bat say to his girlfriend? 
"You're fun to hang around with." 

What did the pencil say to the paper? 
"I dot my i's on you!" 



After she woke up, a woman told her husband,
 "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace
 for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
 "You'll know tonight." he said.
 That evening, the man came home with a small package
 and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it
 - to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"